Why did Putin’s “Anti-NATO” plan fail? Because he managed to turn two of the world’s most neutral countries into NATO’s newest members faster than a Leopard tank can shift into high gear.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
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