Why the ice? For a reboot that proved the only reason anyone watches this is to see a guy freeze another guy’s blood into a dagger.
Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2021 “Spider-Verse, Sandworms & Family Chains” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Crossover"? Because it was the year of the "Event Movie"...read more »
2024 Archive: The Smile 2 Popstar
Why Naomi Scott? For a horror sequel that suggested being a world...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
Why the wait? For a 36-year sequel that proved Michael Keaton sti...read more »
2024 Classic: The MaXXXine Fame
Why Mia Goth? For the finale of the trilogy that proved that you ...read more »
41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition
In 2003, Hollywood decided that more is definitely more. It was t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Black Phone 2
Why Ethan Hawke's mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Civil War "What kind of American?"
Why Jesse Plemons? For a two-minute scene so terrifying that ever...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wolfman Howl
Why the reboot? For proving that Universal is still trying to mak...read more »
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2023 Vintage: The Gran Turismo Logic
Why the gamer? For a movie that spent two hours reminding us that...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2007 “Anton Chigurh, Milkshakes & Giant Robots” Edition
In 2007, Hollywood decided that if you’re going to be a villain, ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Gladiator II (Late Run)
Why the sharks? For a movie that proved Paul Mescal can look grea...read more »
2023 Classic: The Napoleon Bread
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For a historical epic that suggested the Emp...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Saving the best laugh for last!