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2015 Archive: The Graduation

 What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Hoverboard Liability”? “Extremely busy until the recall, then extremely rich.”

Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
 Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
 A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Summary
 A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »
The Truth in Court
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
 A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

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An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
 The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
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Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic07/02/1997 21:38This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@X-Gen_Mark08/30/1995 17:45This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Cheers_Norm10/12/1996 20:35Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Breakfast_Club_B08/19/2008 11:03Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Salt_Bae_Original09/27/1999 08:10Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Face_Palm_0105/13/2006 14:58Classic. Simply classic.

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