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“I’m eating ‘Whole 30’.” “So you’re just hungry and mean for a month?” “Exactly.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye03/06/2001 08:00Better than a headshot in Complex!

@South_Park_Cartman09/24/2001 17:48Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Shrek_Ogrelord04/14/2015 00:35Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Saved_By_The_Bell05/01/2005 08:05I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Inkjet_Printers04/15/2001 15:24Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Jackass_Johnny02/19/2000 16:37Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Dirty_Dancing_F12/18/2010 14:49Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Confused_Travolta07/29/2013 22:06Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Hashtag_Master06/02/2007 11:54#funny #joke #retro #90s