“We all float down here!” “I’m just trying to fix the sink, please stop quoting the clown.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Met Gala 2025
"I'm wearing a conceptual piece!" "You're wearing a shower curta...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL?
A: Because she wanted...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.