Why Emma Watson? For a remake that proved people will pay $1 billion to see a talking clock and a candlestick sing, as long as it looks like the cartoon.
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2023 Classic: The Ken Energy
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2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
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2025 Classic: The Batman Part II Eyeliner
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2025 Classic: The Zootopia 2 Logic
Why the reptiles? Because Disney realized that talking animals ar...read more »
2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Tissues
Why the raccoons? For a finale that proved James Gunn can make yo...read more »
41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition
In 2003, Hollywood decided that more is definitely more. It was t...read more »
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In 1996, Hollywood was caught between the blockbuster boom and th...read more »
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Why the green? For a musical that spent $150 million to prove tha...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
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37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls, Spider-Man 2 & Pink Wednesdays” Edition
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Why the upgrade? For a sequel that suggested that a killer AI dol...read more »
2024 Archive: The Civil War Photography
Why the silence? For a movie that suggested that if America colla...read more »
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!