I’m “positive” my Switch won’t last the flight.
Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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