Half of her heart is in Havana, and the other half is currently stuck in my head. Un-na-na.
Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
There is a joke in my boot!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Not bad. Not bad at all.