She’s started using “Urgent: Quarantine Protocol” as the subject line for her recipes for kale salad.
Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The Gift of Silence
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1999 Joke: I Just Got Back
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Did you hear about the man...
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The Recipe Critic
My mother-in-law loves to give me her “famous” recipes. Last week...read more »
The Dinner Guest
Hospitality is a virtue, unless it’s mandatory.I told my wife her...read more »
2022 Joke: My Mother-In-Law Stopped By
My mother-in-law stopped by for a visit one day. I asked her, “Ho...read more »
64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2009, we were all trying to figure out how to mine Bitcoin and...read more »
Getting my mother-in-law to accept a...
Getting my mother-in-law to accept a free foreign holiday was eas...read more »
61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition
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61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy Crush” Edition
In 2013, the world was divided between people who couldn't stop s...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
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