Why did the military get a “Social Media Manager”? To fight a digital war where a “Retweet” is considered “Strategic Communication.” Part of the 36… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Information Operations” Memes
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It has “3D Touch.” I’m pressing my screen really hard and nothing is happening except my thumb hurts. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2015 Legacy: The 2015 iPhone 6S
Why did the Navy sail past the fake islands? To prove that “International Waters” are wherever the U.S. Navy says they are, regardless of how… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Freedom of Navigation” (FONOP)
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