2010 Classic: The Retina Display

She loves the new Retina Display. She says it’s finally clear enough for her to see the “lack of ambition” in my eyes from across the room.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Unlock the humor in everyday household mysteries.My mother-in-law...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to avoid spoilers for Avengers: ...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our iPhones, and Siri started talk...read more »

We were having tea with my mother-in-law when she suddenly announ...read more »

What are the two worst things about your mother-in-law? Her faces...read more »

My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »

My mother-in-law said to me one day, “One of these days I’m going...read more »

A man comes home and finds his mother-in-law passed out on the li...read more »

You know, I don’t know what I’d do without my mother-in-law – but...read more »

Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive ove...read more »

A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: "He fought w...read more »

One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing ...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother...read more »

@MIRC_Operator10/16/2007 07:47/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Student_Life_0105/22/2012 11:56Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Agent_Smith_0111/13/2012 15:21It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Project_Mayhem06/18/1998 02:22Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Marla_Singer_Fan12/12/2002 09:13A joke for the end of the world.

@Bam_Margera_Fan03/31/1999 18:01Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Toolbar_Hater08/17/1996 16:35My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@I_See_What_You08/26/2005 14:32I see what you did there. Clever!