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2016 Classic: The Nurse

“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a 5, but my phone signal is a 1. I’m panicking.”

Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Specialist
I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Predictive Diagnosis
My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

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62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
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57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
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64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder03/21/1997 23:27I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Dumb_And_Dumber02/26/1999 17:12So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Jurassic_Park_Grant04/01/2007 17:38They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Unix_Wizard11/16/1999 13:33sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Mainframe_Manny06/12/2006 02:43Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan07/02/2000 13:56Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Footloose_Ren02/15/2001 12:51Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran04/06/2013 18:14Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@CompuServe_Classic01/08/2011 18:41Premium humor for premium members.
@Influencer_9908/21/2007 02:21My followers need to see this!

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