The complete collapse of the classroom economy because you couldn’t safely trade a stick of 0.5mm lead for a bag of potato chips when everyone… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
I’ve been killed by a “Lion Dancer” 50 times. I’m currently crying in the “Land of Shadow.” Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024… Read More »2024 Vintage: The 2024 Elden Ring DLC
Chappell Roan has taught the entire world a new version of the YMCA and I’m 100% doing it in my car. Part of the 78… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Hot to Go!” Dance
Why did everyone fall in love with David and Victoria again? Because we found out Victoria went to school in a Rolls-Royce and David just… Read More »2023 Legacy: Beckham (Netflix)
Why were people “rolling for initiative”? A d20-based RPG became the biggest game of the year, proving that everyone secretly wants to be a Tiefling… Read More »2023 Classic: The Launch of “Baldur’s Gate 3”
Why was the cousin “carving” the air? Because he was wearing mixed-reality goggles and thought he was in a high-stakes cooking simulator. Part of the… Read More »2023 Legacy: Meta Quest 3
Why was the staff room so angry? Because the “Shared Account” finally asked for a “Primary Household” verification and the party was over. Part of… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Netflix Password End
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Why did they leave Afghanistan before the Army? Because when the “Insurance Premiums” go up, the “Private Military Company” goes home. Part of the 39… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Contractor” Exit
Why didn’t Billy Porter win on the way out? Because The Crown was so busy winning it didn’t even leave crumbs on the table for… Read More »2021 Archive: The Pose Farewell
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