2021 Classic: The “Contractor” Exit

Why did they leave Afghanistan before the Army? Because when the “Insurance Premiums” go up, the “Private Military Company” goes home.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »

Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »

In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »

In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »

Why so many servers? To make sure that "NATO AI" can talk to "EU ...read more »

Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »

Why did it change to "Algorithmic Superiority"? Because "Winning"...read more »

In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »

Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »

Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »

Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »

Why was the 2025 briefing so secret? Because we finally realized ...read more »

Why the big lens? To prove that the "Future of War" is basically ...read more »

Why was it the "Year of the Jam"? Because between GPS, Drones, an...read more »

@GameBoy_Color04/02/2010 11:26Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Broadband_Newbie11/22/2009 02:53Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Malware_Hunter03/13/2009 00:16Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Best_Viewed_IE403/30/2008 15:36Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Fire_Background04/02/2010 14:06This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Blogger_Default11/16/2011 13:13Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Neopets_Trader11/18/2002 15:18Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!