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2003 Classic: The Kill Bill Volume 1

 Uma Thurman in a yellow tracksuit fighting 88 people with a sword is the exact energy I need for my Monday morning meetings.

Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified

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@Home_Alone_Kevin05/23/1998 06:49Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Tyler_Durden_Real02/06/2005 23:44Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Requiem_Dreamer02/05/2005 12:29That was intense... and funny!
@Courage_Dog05/04/2007 23:52The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Last_Commenter10/25/2000 16:34Saving the best laugh for last!

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