1999 Classic: The Millennium Party
A guy invites a girl over for a “Pre-Apocalypse” party. She asks, “Who else is coming?” He says, “Just you, me, and a 50-gallon drum… Read More »1999 Classic: The Millennium Party
1999 Legacy: The Lance Armstrong Comeback
Why was everyone on a bike? Because the first Tour de France win made every suburban Dad think spandex was a good look for a… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Lance Armstrong Comeback
1998 Classic: The “Whatever” Decade
Why was apathy still cool? Because even as the world prepared for the “Y2K bug,” we all just shrugged, put on our cargo pants, and… Read More »1998 Classic: The “Whatever” Decade
1997 Classic: Best Female Country Vocal
Why LeAnn Rimes? Because “Blue” made everyone forget she wasn’t even old enough to drive a truck. Part of the 34 Grammy Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Classic: Best Female Country Vocal
1996 Legacy: The Garden Hose
She uses the garden hose to wash the driveway. She says the concrete is “looking judgmental.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Garden Hose
1995 Legacy: The Radiohead “The Bends”
Why the high notes? For an album that proved Thom Yorke was the only man who could make “having the bends” and being “fake plastic”… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Radiohead “The Bends”
1995 Vintage: The Overhead Projector Burn
Why was the math teacher’s hand always red? Because the 1995 projector had the power of a small sun, and those plastic transparencies melted faster… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Overhead Projector Burn