2010 Legacy: The 2010 Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2010? Because “The App” changed everything, except the amount of money they take from you. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2010 Legacy: The 2010 Verdict
2010 Classic: The Retina Display
She loves the new Retina Display. She says it’s finally clear enough for her to see the “lack of ambition” in my eyes from across… Read More »2010 Classic: The Retina Display
2009 Legacy: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Harry
2008 Classic: The App Store Early Adopter
“There’s an app for that! Oh wait, it just turns my screen white and calls it a ‘flashlight’.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2008 Classic: The App Store Early Adopter
2008 Vintage: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new apps! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Ketchup
2008 Legacy: The London 2012 Handover
Why was Boris Johnson on a bus? Because Beijing was over, and the world was starting to worry that London wouldn’t be able to top… Read More »2008 Legacy: The London 2012 Handover
2007 Vintage: The “Great Recession” Begins
Why did it start in December? Because Santa Claus checked the global balance sheets and realized everyone was getting coal—mostly because they couldn’t afford the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Great Recession” Begins
2006 Archive: The Final 2006 Vibe
Why was everyone so “engaged”? Because we were all “You” (Time Magazine’s Person of the Year), and we spent the night watching our own reflections… Read More »2006 Archive: The Final 2006 Vibe
2006 Legacy: The Phobia
“I’m afraid of the letter ‘t’.” “Today?” “AAAHHH!” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Office 2007 Preview
Why was the secretary panicking? She saw “The Ribbon” and realized all her keyboard shortcuts were now useless. Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2006 Classic: The Office 2007 Preview