Why were we giving the keys to the ANA? Because after 10 years, we realized that “Training” is a polite word for “Watching people do jumping jacks incorrectly.”
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The MRE "Pizza" (2024 Patch)
Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Wars
Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition
In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Cyber" Awareness 2024
Why the panic? Because we realized that "Smart Toasters" in the b...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Vibe
Why was it the "Year of the Swarm"? Because we realized that the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »
37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition
In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »
2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Kursk" Detour
Why was August 2024 a "Tactical Surprise"? Because Ukraine decide...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Transformation" of the Marine Corps (Final Form)
Why only drones? To prove that a Marine’s "Aggression" can be per...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The "Baltic Jam"
Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Combat Camera" Dragon View
Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Coalition" of the Shells
Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shell...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Peer-to-peer laughing!