2005 Legacy: Wedding Crashers
Why were Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn at your cousin’s wedding? Because in 2005, “Rule #1: Never leave a fellow crasher behind” was more important… Read More »2005 Legacy: Wedding Crashers
2003 Vintage: The Thermometer
“You have a fever.” “How high?” “High enough that I’m putting on gloves.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Thermometer
2003 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my ‘Limited Edition’ GameCube as a deposit. Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
2003 Classic: The Kill Bill Volume 1
Uma Thurman in a yellow tracksuit fighting 88 people with a sword is the exact energy I need for my Monday morning meetings. Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: The Kill Bill Volume 1
2002 Archive: The Dirty Martini
A guy asks for a “Filthy Martini.” The bartender drops a handful of dirt in the glass. “That’ll be $12.” Part of the 71 Bar… Read More »2002 Archive: The Dirty Martini
2002 Classic: The Signs Movie
“There are crop circles in our backyard!” “That’s not aliens, that’s just where you fell over after the office party last night.” Part of the 54 Adult… Read More »2002 Classic: The Signs Movie
2002 Vintage: The Window
I’m a dreamer. I’m just “pane-fully” funny. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Classic: The Question
I’m a seeker. I’m just “asking” for it. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The A Knight’s Tale Anachronism
Why was Heath Ledger jousting to Queen’s “We Will Rock You”? Because 2001 decided that historical accuracy is boring, but a medieval mosh pit is… Read More »2001 Legacy: The A Knight’s Tale Anachronism
2001 Classic: Vladimir Putin & Bush’s “Soul”
Why did Bush say he “looked into Putin’s eyes and saw his soul”? Because in June 2001, George was still a “soul-reader,” not yet realizing… Read More »2001 Classic: Vladimir Putin & Bush’s “Soul”