2017 Legacy: The Doris

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

@Pager_Guy01/11/2010 09:09Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Fresh_Prince_9002/21/2001 00:28In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Shrek_Ogrelord08/18/2007 21:51Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Unix_Wizard12/14/1996 15:47sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Keyboard_Warrior11/28/2002 15:39F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F12/30/1995 23:35The future is laughing at us.

@Nu_Metal_Kid05/22/2006 19:24I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Lag_Victim_0105/03/2009 15:58I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!