I’m a seeker. I’m just “asking” for it.
Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
The future is laughing at us.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
I should make a game about this joke.