2012 Vintage: The Dropbox “Space” Hack
Why was the intern inviting his grandmother to Dropbox? He was desperate for another 500MB of storage to save his “important” GIFs. Part of the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Dropbox “Space” Hack
2011 Legacy: The “Grenade” Bruno Mars (Still)
He’s still catching grenades. He must have a very high insurance premium. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Muppets Comeback
Jason Segel and a lot of felt. 2011 is the year we realized we really missed Kermit. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011… Read More »2011 Archive: The Muppets Comeback
2011 Archive: The “Transition” in Afghanistan
Why were we giving the keys to the ANA? Because after 10 years, we realized that “Training” is a polite word for “Watching people do… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Transition” in Afghanistan
2011 Classic: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the tea on Twitter. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The Google Panda Update
Why was the marketing manager screaming? Because a “Panda” just ate all of his SEO rankings. Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The 2011 “Siri… Read More »2011 Classic: The Google Panda Update
2011 Archive: The Horse
I’m “stable” for the next update. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The 2010 Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2010? Because “The App” changed everything, except the amount of money they take from you. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2010 Legacy: The 2010 Verdict
2010 Classic: The Retina Display
She loves the new Retina Display. She says it’s finally clear enough for her to see the “lack of ambition” in my eyes from across… Read More »2010 Classic: The Retina Display
2010 Vintage: The Despicable Me
A guy walks in with three small kids and a ray gun. Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Despicable Me