A guy walks in with three small kids and a ray gun.
Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
2024 Archive: The Jägerbomb
The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II
A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Furiosa
A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
2024 Classic: The Turkish Shooter
A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
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The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
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