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2011 Legacy: The “Grenade” Bruno Mars (Still)

 He’s still catching grenades. He must have a very high insurance premium.

Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover06/14/2000 11:18You got it, dude! Hilarious.
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@ICQ_Classic09/21/2006 19:08That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
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@Salt_Bae_Original09/01/2012 07:12Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

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