Why did it start in December? Because Santa Claus checked the global balance sheets and realized everyone was getting coal—mostly because they couldn’t afford the heating bill.
Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!