2015 Vintage: The “Stonewall” Burn
Why Roland Emmerich? For a historical movie that managed to make history look like a glossy music video. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Stonewall” Burn
2015 Archive: Best Alternative Music Album
Why St. Vincent? Because Annie Clark is playing the guitar from the year 3000, and we’re just living in it. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2015 Archive: Best Alternative Music Album
2014 Classic: Pharrell’s “Happy”
Why was the song playing in every store? Because it was the most-played track of the year, and if you weren’t “clapping along,” you were… Read More »2014 Classic: Pharrell’s “Happy”
2014 Vintage: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Mustache
2014 Archive: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2014 Archive: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
2014 Vintage: The Water
I’m “streaming” everything in 1080p. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The “Expendables 3” Retirement Home
Why was it hit? For being an action movie where the biggest stunt was the cast getting out of their trailers without a hip injury.… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Expendables 3” Retirement Home
2013 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” 3.0
Why were the scanners faster? Because in 2013, we realized that if it takes more than 5 seconds to scan a fingerprint, the “Subject” has… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” 3.0
2013 Legacy: The 4G LTE Blanket
Why was the salesman so fast? He finally had a data plan that worked faster than the office Wi-Fi. Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2013 Legacy: The 4G LTE Blanket
2012 Vintage: The Dropbox “Space” Hack
Why was the intern inviting his grandmother to Dropbox? He was desperate for another 500MB of storage to save his “important” GIFs. Part of the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Dropbox “Space” Hack