Why was the song playing in every store? Because it was the most-played track of the year, and if you weren’t “clapping along,” you were basically a Grinch.
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
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I see what you did there. Clever!