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2014 Archive: The “Expendables 3” Retirement Home

 Why was it hit? For being an action movie where the biggest stunt was the cast getting out of their trailers without a hip injury.

Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Saving Christmas, Dinosaurs & Cameron’s Double” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
 Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
 Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
 Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »
41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack, Jill & The Sandler Sweep” Edition
In 2011, the 32nd Razzie Awards witnessed something thought to be...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
2025 Classic: Ice Cube’s Wells Trip
 Why was he nominated for Worst Actor? For How to Stop a Zombie A...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Pamela Anderson
 Why did she win? For her critically acclaimed turn in The Last S...read more »
32 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2010 “Airbender, SATC 2 & Twilight Tussle” Edition
In 2010, the 31st Razzie Awards had to deal with a historical cul...read more »

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2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess
 Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition
In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9604/29/1997 11:26What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Home_Alone_Kevin10/28/1997 03:34Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@USB_Pioneer10/08/1996 13:25Plug and Play laughter!
@Trainspotting_Rent09/25/2000 21:12Choose life. Choose a joke.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan10/18/1995 20:19Silently laughing in the snow.
@Footloose_Ren09/02/2005 01:31Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Step_Brothers_B05/21/1999 09:00Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Railgun_Sniper03/23/1999 18:06I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Starcraft_Zerg10/21/2003 16:26Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@StrongBad_Mail06/16/2012 14:07I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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