2014 Vintage: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

@Sega_Genesis_Kid09/15/1996 14:22Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Modem_Meltdown07/10/2000 15:48My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Unix_Wizard06/27/1999 07:51sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink04/12/1995 03:28I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Infoseek_Explorer08/03/2010 19:19Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Second_Life_Avy02/05/2000 06:03In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@IMVU_Chatter10/13/2000 02:243D laughs are the best!

@Starcraft_Zerg08/18/1999 17:03Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Epic_Fail_Guy02/23/1996 10:45This joke is an Epic Win!