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2003 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2

He asked for my ‘Limited Edition’ GameCube as a deposit.

Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Fan05/08/2010 00:07Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Toy_Story_Buzz02/18/2005 01:22To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Men_In_Black_K12/07/2012 20:57We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan07/05/2011 10:49Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Linkin_Park_Fan11/24/1996 13:54In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Ancient_Aliens_G06/27/2002 17:07I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Distracted_Boy11/01/2001 08:13Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Hacktivist_Fan11/22/1996 07:09Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
@Browser_War_V06/16/2007 02:11Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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