2008 Vintage: The Ketchup

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new apps!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Fresh_Prince_9004/25/2011 12:00In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Toy_Story_Woody08/11/1997 00:05There is a joke in my boot!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro03/13/2007 06:57Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Charlie_Bit_Me06/26/2014 07:16Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Epic_Fail_Guy02/17/2006 14:03This joke is an Epic Win!