Why was everyone so “engaged”? Because we were all “You” (Time Magazine’s Person of the Year), and we spent the night watching our own reflections in our new flat-screen TVs.
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Waddle on over and read this!
The history of humor in one post.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.