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2008 Legacy: The London 2012 Handover

Why was Boris Johnson on a bus? Because Beijing was over, and the world was starting to worry that London wouldn’t be able to top 2,008 drummers.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_The_Rings05/07/2011 18:17One joke to rule them all!
@Malware_Hunter06/23/2008 05:05Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Diva_Plavalaguna12/30/1996 06:01The highest note of humor!
@Celebrity_DM09/20/2015 01:40Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@G_I_Joe_Real03/17/1997 22:47And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Rick_Roller_0705/31/2010 08:38Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Noob_Slayer_X07/11/2014 01:33Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@StrongBad_Mail11/12/2001 08:26I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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