Why was everyone on a bike? Because the first Tour de France win made every suburban Dad think spandex was a good look for a picnic.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!