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1996 Legacy: The Garden Hose

 She uses the garden hose to wash the driveway. She says the concrete is “looking judgmental.”

Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hanson_Fan_9704/16/1995 20:53Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Shrek_Donkey07/01/1995 23:22And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Mainframe_Manny07/05/1997 10:07Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Offspring_Guy03/09/2003 16:50The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Shagadelic_9706/08/2008 10:40This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Pedro_For_Pres01/07/2007 09:27Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Chocolate_Rain05/14/2002 22:15I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@This_Is_Fine_Dog11/19/2013 08:21Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Reddit_Original02/18/1996 00:54The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@CounterStrike_Pro07/25/2007 01:34Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

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