Why did the Navy sail past the fake islands? To prove that “International Waters” are wherever the U.S. Navy says they are, regardless of how much sand you’ve moved.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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