It has “3D Touch.” I’m pressing my screen really hard and nothing is happening except my thumb hurts.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am crying... with laughter!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!