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2015 Legacy: The 2015 iPhone 6S

 It has “3D Touch.” I’m pressing my screen really hard and nothing is happening except my thumb hurts.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dawson_Creek_Fan11/18/2002 15:36I am crying... with laughter!
@Winamp_Playlist12/01/1996 20:06Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Cyber_Security_X04/07/1997 04:07Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan04/29/2005 14:50Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Flashdance_What11/10/1996 05:10What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Star_Wars_Kid09/03/2004 07:46I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

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