2010 Archive: The Angry Birds Divorce
“Why are you leaving me?” “Because you spent our anniversary dinner trying to get three stars on ‘Poached Eggs’ Level 2-15. Your priorities are literally for the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Angry Birds Divorce
2009 Vintage: The Bieber Hair Flip
Why did the middle school hallway look like a synchronized swimming routine? Because every seventh-grade boy had grown out a thick, sideswept Justin Bieber haircut… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Bieber Hair Flip
2009 Archive: The X-Men Origins
Wolverine: We finally saw how he got the claws. Also, they sewed Deadpool’s mouth shut? Who thought that was a good idea? Part of the 68… Read More »2009 Archive: The X-Men Origins
2009 Classic: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “I love Lady Gaga!” Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2009 Classic: The Ice Cream
2009 Archive: The Lady Gaga “Poker Face” Era
Why was the 2009 fashion so confusing? Because Gaga made it socially acceptable to wear hair bows made of actual hair and oversized geometric glasses… Read More »2009 Archive: The Lady Gaga “Poker Face” Era
2009 Classic: The Chatroulette
Why did the backpacker turn off his webcam? Because he tried to meet travelers on Chatroulette and saw things that no amount of “local culture”… Read More »2009 Classic: The Chatroulette
2008 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Paris Hilton for Repo! The Genetic Opera? Because the Razzies felt that even in a futuristic horror musical, she was the scariest thing on screen.… Read More »2008 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
2008 Archive: The David Beckham “Galaxy” Struggle
Why was he going to Milan? Because he missed the high-level soccer so much he decided to commute across the Atlantic Ocean. Part of the… Read More »2008 Archive: The David Beckham “Galaxy” Struggle
2008 Legacy: The Polyester
I’m “synthetic-ally” happy. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Wanted Loom
Why Angelina Jolie? For a movie that suggested the best way to kill people is by curving bullets and following instructions from a magical sewing… Read More »2008 Archive: The Wanted Loom