2007 Legacy: The Ratatouille Standard
Why was the kitchen so crowded? Because Pixar made us believe that even a rat could cook a better meal than your Uncle, leading to… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Ratatouille Standard
2007 Archive: The Best Costume Design
Why did Marie Antoinette win? Because even if the movie didn’t have a plot, it had enough cake and lace to feed and clothe a… Read More »2007 Archive: The Best Costume Design
2007 Classic: The Launch of Android
Why did Google enter the phone war? Because they wanted to make sure that if Apple was going to track you, they could at least… Read More »2007 Classic: The Launch of Android
2007 Archive: The G8 Summit in Heiligendamm
Why were they trapped behind a giant fence? To keep the protesters out and the world leaders in, ensuring that the only “global warming” happening… Read More »2007 Archive: The G8 Summit in Heiligendamm
2007 Legacy: Best Female Country Vocal
Why “Jesus, Take the Wheel”? Because it’s the most successful driving lesson in music history. Part of the 34 Grammy Jokes: The 2007 “Not Ready… Read More »2007 Legacy: Best Female Country Vocal
2006 Vintage: The Superman Returns
A guy tries to stop a bullet with his beer. It doesn’t work. Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale”… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Superman Returns
2006 Legacy: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006 Archive archive.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Buffer
2005 Classic: The Google Maps
Why did the dad throw away his paper atlas? He found a new way to “map” out his nap schedule. Part of the 52 Original… Read More »2005 Classic: The Google Maps
2005 Classic: The Little Sun
Why did the sun go to the party? To “shine” bright like a diamond (early reference!). Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Classic: The Little Sun
2005 Legacy: The Narcissist
“But enough about me,” the narcissist said to his shrink. “What do you think about me?” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Narcissist