Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the password by now!
Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2002 Spider-Mania Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
One joke to rule them all!
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
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