2005 Legacy: The PSP (PlayStation Portable)
Why was the teen boy staring at a glowing brick? Because he had a screen in his hand that was wider than his future, and… Read More »2005 Legacy: The PSP (PlayStation Portable)
2004 Archive: The “Ugg” Boot Trend
Why did everyone’s feet look like fuzzy potatoes? Because 2004 was the year sheepskin boots became the mandatory footwear for any girl under the age… Read More »2004 Archive: The “Ugg” Boot Trend
2003 Vintage: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in and play video games? Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Ken
2003 Archive: The Elastic Waistband Creed
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Elastic Waistband Creed
2003 Classic: The Julianne Moore Double Nomination
Why was she in two categories? To show that she can be a 1950s housewife and a 1950s housewife in two different movies and still… Read More »2003 Classic: The Julianne Moore Double Nomination
2003 Archive: The Launch of Myspace
Why were we learning HTML? Because Tom became our first “friend,” and we spent eight hours a day deciding which emo song should play on… Read More »2003 Archive: The Launch of Myspace
2002 Legacy: The PowerPoint Presentation
Why did the lawyer use 500 slides? Because he discovered that clients are too bored to ask questions when the “transition effects” are set to… Read More »2002 Legacy: The PowerPoint Presentation
2002 Vintage: The Will & Grace Supporting Power
Why do Sean Hayes and Megan Mullally always win? Because the Academy has a legal requirement to keep them in gold. Part of the 41… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Will & Grace Supporting Power
2002 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the password by now! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Otto
2001 Archive: The “I’m a Slave 4 U” Snake
Britney performed with a python. Now I can’t even look at my garden hose without thinking of pop music. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2001 Archive: The “I’m a Slave 4 U” Snake