1996 Archive: The Witness

What does a lawyer do when he sees a falling star? He tries to sue the sky for lack of guardrails.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

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Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan06/11/1995 16:52Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Zip_Drive_Owner03/10/2006 21:31Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Harry_Potter_Ron05/19/2002 08:40Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Mean_Girls_Regina03/22/2015 18:46Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Student_Life_0110/15/1996 09:30Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Scumbag_Steve_X06/14/2015 04:47Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.