Why did everyone’s feet look like fuzzy potatoes? Because 2004 was the year sheepskin boots became the mandatory footwear for any girl under the age of 30.
Part of the 36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
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Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
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