Britney performed with a python. Now I can’t even look at my garden hose without thinking of pop music.
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In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I am adding this to my links page right now.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
One does not simply read one joke.