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2003 Archive: The Elastic Waistband Creed

Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor.

Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, MySpace Mysteries & Desktop Upgrades” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Buzz12/12/2001 01:38To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Clueless_Cher05/10/1995 07:54As if! This is too funny.
@Independence_Day06/07/2012 01:47Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@HTML_Hacker12/03/2013 09:19<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@American_Psycho_P08/30/2004 17:55I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Wild_Thornberry04/14/2007 17:04Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

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