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2003 Classic: The Julianne Moore Double Nomination

Why was she in two categories? To show that she can be a 1950s housewife and a 1950s housewife in two different movies and still look unique.

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Motherboard_Max03/04/2004 11:41This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Old_School_Frank10/12/2003 15:03We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@DMOZ_Volunteer02/26/1995 09:17Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Ultima_Online_V06/20/2015 19:37Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Charlie_Unicorn11/28/2005 06:56We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Hacktivist_Fan11/04/2002 21:55Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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