2001 Vintage: The Office of Homeland Security
Why was it created? To give the government a new building where they could keep all the “Warning Signs” they missed. Part of the 33… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Office of Homeland Security
2001 Archive: The “I’m a Slave 4 U” Snake
Britney performed with a python. Now I can’t even look at my garden hose without thinking of pop music. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2001 Archive: The “I’m a Slave 4 U” Snake
1999 Archive: The Euro Coins
Why was the traveler uncle showing off “fake money”? Because the physical Euro was almost here, and he wanted us to see what “future cash”… Read More »1999 Archive: The Euro Coins
1999 Vintage: The Poke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Poke. / Poke who? / Pokemon! Gotta catch ’em all (and open this door)! Part of the 48 Classic… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Poke
1999 Vintage: The Mike Tyson vs. Francois Botha
Why did the “White Buffalo” look so confused? Because he was winning the fight until Tyson decided he was done and landed a right hand… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Mike Tyson vs. Francois Botha
1998 Classic: The FIFA
I’m a soccer fan. I’m just “kicking” it in France. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: The Detective
“The bulb didn’t burn out… it was murdered.” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Vintage: The Law Firm Name
Why do firms have three names? One to lie, one to hide the money, and one to talk to the judge. Part of the 47… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Law Firm Name
1997 Vintage: The Radiohead “OK Computer” Prophecy
Why were we all paranoid? Because Thom Yorke predicted that computers would make us all “fitter, happier, and more productive” while we actually just felt… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Radiohead “OK Computer” Prophecy
1997 Archive: The Spice Girls
I told my wife I wanted to be a Spice Girl. She said I was “Ginger”ly approaching a mid-life crisis. Part of the 62 Classic… Read More »1997 Archive: The Spice Girls