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1999 Vintage: The Mike Tyson vs. Francois Botha

Why did the “White Buffalo” look so confused? Because he was winning the fight until Tyson decided he was done and landed a right hand that sent Botha back to the millennium before.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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