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1997 Vintage: The Law Firm Name

 Why do firms have three names? One to lie, one to hide the money, and one to talk to the judge.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Ace_Ventura_Pet02/05/1997 03:19Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione04/15/2015 21:12It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Twelve_Monkeys_F02/15/2000 06:53The future is laughing at us.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink07/06/2013 16:20I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Mini_Me_Rocks08/20/2010 10:00... (Laughter in silence).
@Technorati_Tag01/26/2008 22:47Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Me_Gusta_Face08/09/2010 16:14Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Face_Palm_0109/06/2006 18:55Classic. Simply classic.

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