Why do firms have three names? One to lie, one to hide the money, and one to talk to the judge.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
The future is laughing at us.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
... (Laughter in silence).
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Classic. Simply classic.