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2001 Vintage: The Office of Homeland Security

Why was it created? To give the government a new building where they could keep all the “Warning Signs” they missed.

Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2001 “New Beginnings & Brave Faces” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Survivor09/23/2005 16:40I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Hercules_Xena09/22/2000 21:19By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Macarena_Dancer04/08/2002 23:33Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Butthead_Uhhh11/19/2008 10:04Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Karate_Kid_Wax05/11/2015 18:51Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Toolbar_Hater06/22/1996 02:28My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@IMVU_Chatter03/24/1996 15:233D laughs are the best!

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